Ask mommy and daddy to tell a story, correct them along the way when they get it wrong.
Pick a "nice" guy:
a) an ogre
b) a sea monster
c) a dragon robot
d) a transformer
Pick a "mean" guy:
a) an ogre
b) a sea monster
c) a dragon robot
d) a transformer
Pick a lost object:
a) a key
b) a wand
c) Michael
Choose where that lost object is being hidden:
a) a forest
b) a hole
Take a speeder to the location. It must be a speeder. You are armed with a blaster. It must be a blaster.
Who is gaurding the object:
a) a three-headed dog
b) a dragon
c) a monster-truck robot
d) a transformer
Who tells you how to cast a spell and get past the creature gaurding the object?
a) Jackson
b) "Uncle" Larry
c) a red crocodile with sharp teeth that opens and closes its mouth
d) Jennie and Daniela
What magic words do you use?
a) abercadeeber
b) hocus hocus
There follows a wild, incredibly difficult to follow battle in which all of the characters fight each other. Luke, Daddy and Michael take part somehow.
Choose your Deus ex Machina (i.e. the guy that comes out and saves everyone with no explanation):
a) a transformer
b) yummy yummy Eli flying on a large bird
c) a dragon robot
d) a three-headed dog
Make mommy or daddy start all over again and continue for upwards of two hours. If they suggest stopping, start screaming.