Lukism of the day

Luke was being very quiet at church this morning.

Me: Luke, you're being such a good boy right now. I'm very proud of you.
Luke: I'm proud of you, too, Momma. You're being very quiet. You're a good girl.

Later . . .
Luke: Momma, tell me the story about Jesus and the octopus.
Me: What story is that?
Luke: The one where Jesus uses his octopus to fight the mean guys that wanted to hurt him.

Must be one of those apocryphal stories that didn't quite make it into the canonical Bible.